do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

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  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom
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  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete
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*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

(via loserslol)

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welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(Source: pemsylvania, via loserslol)

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It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via pizzamoa)

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